Technically sins aren't supposed to be healthy. Even if you act out in moderation, it's not supposed to be good for you. But really, what's one more day of testing the fates?
Tonight I bring you packaged food you can slit open with a serrated knife and then cram down your throat while you eat at the kitchen sink, or in the corner under a dim light, or even partially suffocated under a non-wool Eco friendly blanket.
Oh forget it! You guys probably don't do that. Everybody has such nice kitchens and lives and, and, and...oh where did that serrated knife go? Did you know that self pity is another one of the 7 Deadly sins?
I never had the salsa hummus before and guess what? I got it for free! It's true. The cashier at WF didn't see a bar code and she and the bagger gifted me with it. Greed is another deadly sin. I thanked them profusely and then asked if they had any other freebies for me. On to the next sin.
I know, I know it is the year of the nut cheez, but hey this is grab and go. I heard somewhere that lust often masquerades as romance. Yep lust it's just another one of those deadlies. Eh. Who cares. I just love daiya sooooo much.
Rejected by a wedge of vegan cheez. Oh well it just would have been a marriage of convenience anyway. Still it pisses me off. You know what daiya? You can just Eat it!!
Sorry! Anger is another deadly sin. I think I will feel better after dessert. Crazy Boy didn't want any, and I could have eaten the whole thing by myself but that would have been gluttonous, and I think I've had enough sitting around sinning tonight. I left half for CB. He had it for breakfast and said he actually liked my raw tarts better. Not sure what that means. I think we all could use 10 Hail Merries.
