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Monday, September 16, 2013

Mofo Case #8 The Spiritualists Affirm Soup with Avocado Creme



The Spiritualists Discuss GiGi, the Blogger Missing From Veganville, and Then They Make Soup

Marianne Williamson: I received an e-m from GiGi right before she went missing.
Deepak: I did as well, she wrote it in crayon.
Louise Hay: I didn't know that you could write an e-m in crayon. But then again.
Marianne, Deepak, and Louise chime in: Anything is possible!! Ha ha.

Marianne Williamson: Did GiGi tell you about her elbow accident?
Deepak: We all know that there are no accidents.
Louise Hay: Yes, she told me that she was on a run and was run over by an evil runner and a hefty adult skateboarder.
Marianne Williamson: I told her that she needed to forgive the hefty skateboarder.
Deepak: I told her that she would find her bliss.
Louise: I told GiGi "you can heal your elbow" now. Release what you can't hold, and then I charged her my regular fee.
Deepak: Remember time is money and money is time. The universe listens to that.
Marianne: GiGi has a very black aura for a vegan.
Louise: I think it's karma. I think GiGi was a prostitute in a past life.

Deepak: Yes, I think she could have been that famous lady of the night Tilly the Hun. By the way I didn't charge GiGi... right away. I let my lawyer take care of it.
Marianne: I think GiGi is very lost which is why she is lost. It is what she put forth to the universe.
Deepak: My gut tells me I need some soup.
Louise: I will eat soup...and all is well.
Marianne: Lentil soup and so it is.
Deepak: Lentil Soup with Avocado Creme is following my bliss.



Red Lentil Soup with Avocado Creme and Chopped Macadamia
1 medium onion chopped
3 carrots peeled and chopped
2 garlic cloves peeled and chopped
1 medium Yukon potato scrubbed and chopped
oil spray
2 C red lentils
4 1/2 C vegan broth
Tabasco to taste 
Approximately 3-4 T Liquid Smoke
Generous amount of pink Himalayan salt
1 T rosemary
1 T oregano

Spray large stock pot with canola oil and brown onions, garlic, carrots and potatoes. Add lentils and stir for about a 2 minutes. Add the seasonings then the broth. Bring to a boil and then bring down to a simmer, stirring every so often so it does not stick to the bottom. Add Liquid Smoke and Tabasco or favorite hot sauce to taste. Cover and let sit while you make the Avocado Creme.

Meat of 1 ripe avocado
 juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 box of organic silken tofu
salt to taste.

Add ingredients to food processor and process until smooth. Ladle soup into bowls. Top with a dollop of avocado creme and chopped macadamia. Affirm good things.
Anyone with any information concerning GiGi is urged to call here.

10 comments:

  1. Wish I had information to call...looks like GiGi will be missing for another day. WOW on the crew to make a soup with macadamias! Impressive!

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    1. The crew chose macadamias because they are rich.

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  2. I feel pretty torn up that the futile search for Gigi continues, but I feel slightly better since I have a great looking soup to salve my sadness.

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    1. Chin up Cadry. You wouldn't want the universe to take that as a sad sign. Now partake in some soup.

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  3. Hahaha such wisdom from the spiritual masters. :p

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    1. Well um I think that is because they are masters, Susmithy.

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  4. I see there are no lentils in your lentil soup. Are they spiritual rather than earthly lentils? Is this what Deepak meant?

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    1. You are quite astute Andrea. Soup can be a misconception sometimes. Deepak will edit the recipe.

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  5. Man, this is quite a post! I'm going to have to read it a few times to completely get it all! It's like a mystery within a mystery! It must have been done on purpose!

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    1. hahaha, yes I think the entire post is a spiritual conundrum.

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