Vegan bloggers "About Me Pages" usually detail their "journey to conscious eating". I almost wrote "journey to couscous eating"... but lots of vegans are also gluten free so I changed it back. Today I decided to be all inclusive, and not be a gluten for punishment bahahaha.
I don't have an "About Me Page". I have an "About Me Blurb". When I penned the "About Me Blurb", I felt that my passionate wish for vegan Jimmy Choo stilettos would convey my love of veganism. After all I had sacrificed the masterpiece of stiletto engineering on behalf of a cow. Alas, snake and lizard had to go too and before I knew it, my closet was filled with some beautiful cheapo cruelty free shoes I never would clomped a mile in before. Hannibal Lechter might have guessed Clarice's socioeconomic upbringing when he said, "good bag, cheap shoes.", but I doubt he could guess my new tootsies were vegan.
These are super comfy and you can find a myriad of cool vegan shoes over at Lulus.
|"Those are not vegan wedgies, GiGi!"|
I was going to make some for you dear reader, and they are pretty easy to make but do you know that it takes something like ten years to bake these fruit roll ups in a 250 degree oven?
Not everybody has all that time to wait around, except maybe the fantastic blogger who posted these babies and maybe Hannibal here but hey we're not letting him near an oven. Okey Dokey.
|I really want to make these! See above link for recipe.|