I'm not gonna post.
I can shelf the vegan cookie book and
Chuck the seitan roast.
Don't need no food porn.
Yep I'm gonna coast.
Cuz gonna celebrate me some Mofo Hump Day.
Yep cuz Kittee Bee said it's okay.
If I just give you a link to some vegan rapper with big sun glasses
Who wears these gemmy sweaters and some real teased up bouff
Yep we're some real vegan bad asses. And yep baby baby baby that there's the big V truth.
Leslie Hall: and for some reason I can't get the video to upload...she's pretty funny, just check out her pic...Happy Hump Day!!!
I eat the finest cuisines, in the finest of places Stuff my mouth full and always say thank you. But if it's raised in a cage, and it can't even move, if it's hormone filled and in a bad mood. I'm gonna pass on that. Reach for something better. The only milk I'll drink comes from the nipple of a soy bean. Veggies make you live forever, and they seem to taste much better. when they're cooked and grown with love. So give a chef who knows what's up a hug. Momma just can't seem to get it, Papa he just rolls his eyes. When I tell them I'm much healthier, they just say that it's all lies. But beans, nuts, fruits and veggies can really fill the belly. Get you vitamins you need, shiny hair and extra speed. Don't take that meat-wich any further, I want a marinated, deep fried, hand-tied mushroom burger. I like it! We gotta stand strong for our feathered furry sometimes scaly animal friends and their little babies. 'Cuz I wouldn't want to live in a cage in a dark warehouse killed at an early age. Pumped full of hormones, sleeping in my feces. Never met my mother, raised by machines. Never get sunshine never get green, but that's just me. [That girl loves fruit leather.] So ask us what we're eating. Delicious and repeating, fruits and veggies are so nice. With a slice of tempeh, yes, I'll have that twice. Don't forget the legumes!
See ya once I get over the hump. Are you as confused as I am?
Wow, that sweater montage makes my eyes hurt :) Love your lyrics.
ReplyDeletehahaha. Mine too, Fattopotamus. Thank you, can't compete with Leslie Hall the real vegan rapper. I'm more or a wrapper :)Thanx for coming over to my blog.
ReplyDeleteawwww, ha ha ha. did you even get to hear the song? and never follow me into the swamp, if i get that far, it's not gonna be good, even if i promise you vegan cookies.
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Awww. Thanx Kittee. I never heard it :( But I got to hear some other groovy hits of hers. Hahaha. Did you promise me cookies :)??
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