Today was another monster day in the kitchen. I wound up downing Whirly Pop popcorn tossed with Daiya mozzarella, nooch and sea salt for dinner for the 2nd consecutive night this week. This does not make for a great food photo op, so rather than miss another day of MoFo I decided to troll. Please take note of all my horror metaphors, (monster, troll bahaha). I actually spied on other MoFoers. Spying is way more fun and way more productive than reading my blogger stats every 15 minutes to see if someone in Singapore has read my latest blog about Martha Stewart. There is some scary ass stuff going on in MoFo land. I'm not kidding. Here's what I found.
1. Crazy funny Cara over at Fork and Beans posted a picture of some pumpkin head regurgitating his breakfast.
This is what I looked like back when I used to mix tequila with my oatmeal.
2. Another blogger almost poisoned their family, (with undercooked beans). I'll have to remember that. Undercooked beans, undercooked beans! The blogger further explained that poisoning their family was unintentional. This was a slight disappointment to me. Imagine the Agatha Christie like headlines:The MoFo Murderess Among Us. I mean think about it for a moment. There's gotta be at least one off their rocker blogger among 872. Right? Hmmmmm. BTW does anyone recall who the almost murderess was? Her name escapes me, perhaps she escaped too. If you know please contact me, so I can give her and the FBI a shout out.
3. Boychucker confesses that she has just had a steamy affair with Seitan. They've been to hell in a steamer basket. She's done playing with fire, so this week Boychucker is all about sandwiches or sammiches.
4. Last night at the stroke of 10:15, I created a pear and cranberry crumble or was it a pi? It might have been a pi because I was able to cut exactly 3.147 slices. Either way the dessert vanished without a trace of a recipe. I believe the ingredients will come to me in a dream.
Here is evidence that it was indeed created.
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Pre Gluten-Free Crust |
Your popcorn dinner sounds lovely! If the ingredients to your GF dessert come to you, please post!! :-)
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ReplyDeleteThat post was removed by me because, I spelled Amanda's name with 2 "ds".
ReplyDeleteThank you Amanda. It's all coming back to me now.
I want to see those pictures of your old tequila guzzling days now...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, Cara....uh no! Of all the blogs in all the places on MoFo I had to stumble upon someone as crazee as me, Cara. Now, no more bribes...just for today. Tomorrow I might be up to some nice bribing on your part, but not today.
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ReplyDeleteThat's some seriously risky business of sending out ransom notes for a piece of candy you have never tried before. And did I ever get an answer as to WHY you never had one before??? That's a better question! And yes, of course our paths crossed this MoFo. It's our destiny. Or rather our confirmation that people like us exist outside of ourselves :) hehe We are not alone!
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