Sale Sale Sale Sale ~~~~ Big Ass SaleWhy you looking at me funny? Oh I meant it's a big ass sale because it's Earth Day and we live in a big ass world.
Yes obesity is on the rise but we do not pedal artery clogging cruel foods here at Veganville. So we are not selling big bums.
|Sorry not for sale!|
This sale is for everybody who has ever had a mother or has ever lived on planet earth. Let's celebrate Earth Day and Mother's Day with 15% off your purchase now through May 8th. Just use coupon code~ mommyearth~ at checkout.
Coupon good while supplies last or until I get tired.
Happy Earth Day Everybody!