MoFo 19 A MoFo Excuse Survey

Sure there's a plethora of MoFo surveys swirling around. Sure I'm a survey gal myself and sure they're way fun. I just missed two mofo MoFos in a row. I got a load of legit answers. How 'bout an excuse type survey. You're welcome to cut and paste. I'll even help you with some sample answers.

1. I missed a mofo MoFo because my animal swallowed my recipe.
( iguana, ferret, chimp or even a proper animal name are all excellent answers)
2. I spilled my favorite vegan beverage on my computer and the keys jammed.
( any hot caffeinated beverage is a good believable choice)
3. I had to work a 14 hour day.
( any number after 10 is acceptable, otherwise we don't care and you're a slouch)
4. I had a berry, berry bad cold, toothache, lady's time.
( berry berry bad anything except berry-berry are good answers)
5. My tofu press arrived pony express.
( or example: organic herbs cultivated by Cuban refugees were stockpiled by Somali pirates)
6. I was too drunk , not drunk enough.
( in rehab is a good answer, at Betty Ford's drying out is an unacceptable answer unless you are a big wig celeb vegan)

7. I pigged out on 2 bags of Uncle Eddie's Cookies for dinner and didn't want to blog about it.
( come clean and tell us what you pigged out on instead and  you'll get extra vegan points)
8. I made an awesome meal and my pics suck!


Sucky Pic of Delicious Stuffed Portabellos

 9. I had a rough time with a kitchen gadget.

( masher, mandolin and food mills are acceptable answers)

10. The venting answer. I didn't MoFo because PETA , Animal Sanctuary, Mommies for Baby Animals, and Charities for Charities took precedence and nobody cares, nobody reads me, follows me, or cares cares cares. So there.
( anything works there, it's almost a freebie).


My apologies dear reader for missing two days of MoFo. I made up for it with two today. See you tomorrow.