What kind of readers read Veganville anyway? Well...I've got three kinds of followers.
The most likely reader but not necessarily the most popular is a vegan.
The second type of follower is the person whose arm I twisted to get here and does not want to get anymore burn marks.
Lastly and probably the most popular reader is the curious,openminded and well informed reader who wants to know what happened to GiGi since she is no longer a ward of the state. Don't you think straight jackets look a lot like chef's jackets... Less laundry for me! Woohoo!
For those readers who fit into the 2nd and third categories I will clear some things up.
Vegan is pronounced Veeeeeeeeee Gun (like VD and bang-bang)
Vegans do not eat anything that was once alive, including dairy, eggs, and none of your beeswax.
Seriously. I'll let you know what I come up with.