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Friday, October 26, 2012

MoFo 24 Sloth Day Friday Packaged Stuff and Sin City

Hey everybody it's Sloth Friday. Did you know that sloth is one of the 7 Deadly Sins? Since it's almost dias de los muertas we could start the party early and call today Day of the Deadly. I bet Kittee B. from Cake Maker to the Stars could even swing by with some of her menacingly beautiful sugar skulls. She's a maniac with those sparkly skulls, and she's been up to her underpants in glitter. Enough about Kittee. It's my blog.

Technically sins aren't supposed to be healthy. Even if you act out in moderation, it's not supposed to be good for you. But really, what's one more day of testing the fates?
Tonight I bring you packaged food you can slit open with a serrated knife and then cram down your throat while you eat at the kitchen sink, or in the corner under a dim light, or even partially suffocated under a non-wool Eco friendly blanket.

Oh forget it! You guys probably don't do that. Everybody has such nice kitchens and lives and, and, and...oh where did that serrated knife go? Did you know that self pity is another one of the 7 Deadly sins?


I never had the salsa hummus before and guess what? I got it for free! It's true. The cashier at WF didn't see a bar code and she and the bagger gifted me with it. Greed is another deadly sin. I thanked them profusely and then asked if they had any other freebies for me. On to the next sin.

I know, I know it is the year of the nut cheez, but hey this is grab and go. I heard somewhere that lust often masquerades as romance. Yep lust it's just another one of those deadlies. Eh. Who cares. I just love daiya sooooo much.


Rejected by a wedge of vegan cheez. Oh well it just would have been a marriage of convenience anyway. Still it pisses me off. You know what daiya? You can just Eat it!!

Sorry! Anger is another deadly sin. I think I will feel better after dessert. Crazy Boy didn't want any, and I could have eaten the whole thing by myself but that would have been gluttonous, and I think I've had enough sitting around sinning tonight. I left half for CB. He had it for breakfast and said he actually liked my raw tarts better. Not sure what that means. I think we all could use 10 Hail Merries.


16 comments:

  1. If you like hummus marriages, have you tried the hummus guacamole from Trader Joe's? It's so freaking good. I know it would be simple enough to make at home, but sometimes it's nice to break open a package over bean-based quesadillas.

    The jack-style Daiya wedge is pretty good, but the havarti is definitely my favorite. I like things spicy!

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    1. Yes, yes I have tried the hummus guac for TJ. It is really good, but my fave is the edamame hummus. You're right simple to make at home but no cleanup when you buy it.
      I have wanted to try the havarti I know I would love it but my local WF doesn't have it for some reason. Spicy!

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  2. hee hee, I love this post! I still haven't tried the daiya wedges, but I am definitely with you in the pro-daiya camp. That stuff is super tasty!

    Guess what?? Great news! You won my Vegan Sandwiches Save the Day giveaway!!! Congrats! send me your email address (to ameyfm -at- yahoo -dot - com) and I'll get you in touch with Tami & their publisher. How exciting! It's such an excellent book!

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  3. Thank you so much, Amey. The wedges are addictive, I don' buy them more than once a week if that, because they are devoured in a day.
    That is fantastic news. I am so excited thank you so much. I have wanted that book for a while. Yay I won! I won!



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  4. I'm confused, GiGi, is this post about food or religion? Have you been praying a lot? Because that could possibly explain how you just won two book giveaways. I wonder if that would work for me. Oh no. Am I expressing jealousy — one of those pesky sins?

    I want some of those Glutino pretzel rings and some chipotle hummus to dip them in. Thanks for the recommendation. And sorry about you and Daiya — but you're better off just taking the convenience and forgetting about the marriage.

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  5. I have been praying a lot Andrea mostly for other people's souls. or soles actually. I tend to judge people by their shoes.
    I didn't win another book did I? I won slave free chocolate. and a slave free bag.
    They are on sale now at WF. Just got another bag because I am making something very special with it if I don't eat them first. Yeah thanx for your kind words about daiya, probably wouldn't have worked.

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    1. I think you won The Allergy-Free Cook Bakes Bread but I can't remember where I saw it. At least, I think I saw it.

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    2. nah, not yet I didn't. Keep affriming my win though.

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  6. Ooh yum, it's been ages since I've had pretzels and that dip sounds good, too! Yay for freebies ;D

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    1. you deserve some gf pretzels, Mandee!

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  7. I'm loving your deadly sin! I love those pretzels too! I was got some on Thursday and they are already gone by today. DOH! Like you, I do sometimes also stand over the sink and indulge! :-)

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    1. they are totally addcitive aren't they?
      thank goodness I'm not alone.
      You sinner!

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  8. Girl, Daiya is missing out... I like your raw tarts better too....

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  9. hahaha, yeah the heck with Mr. daiya. I'm moving on.
    hahaha to the tart.

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  10. I gotta try those pretzels. I love Hail Merry's bon bons and gRAWnola! MMMM!

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    1. They are amazing. I never had them, but this Hail Merry thing was on sale, nananana. Wait who am I talking to...the queen of getting the best deals ;)

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