Today is Wednesday and Crazy Boy Cooks
|Crazy Boy Graces an Album Cover called "Handsome Devils"|
1T vegan sugar
3 C warm H2O
1 packet active yeast
1 tsp sea salt
3 C spelt flour
2 T Himalaya Salt
2 T Gomasio
2 T baking soda
2 T canola oil
Line 2 cookie pans with parchment.
Stir sugar into 1 C of the warm water. Add yeast and let dissolve, whisk and let sit for ten minutes. It should foam after ten minutes. If it does not that means your yeast is dead as a door knob. Get a new one. Throw away the dead!!
Combine flour, sea salt and oil in in a large mixing bowl. Add yeast mix and mix until well combined. Knead for about ten minutes. Form into a ball.If it's too wet add more flour. Place dough into lightly oiled bowl, cover with plastic wrap and damp towel and let sit for about two hours in a warm draft free spot. Hell is always a good place to make bread. Let sit until the dough doubles in size.
Divide dough into 12 pieces. Roll into balls. Place on parchment and let sit for ten minutes.
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Roll each ball into 16 inches and make into fun diabolical things. In a big bowl dissolve the baking soda with water. Brush dough with water baking soda mix and and some real or fake blood.
Bake until golden brown. 15-20 minutes
Enjoy with red colored root beer and vegan ice creme mixed in a mason jar.
Are you sure you can't stay for dessert? Bahahahahah.