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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

"Name That Voopee Whoopee" This Contest Rules


It's Give Away Time with Name That Voopee! But First a Very Very Extremely Important Message From the President of Veganville, after she clears her throat.




Madam President



Hello. Spittle Spittle. In a concerted effort to gain even one more freaking follower, we here at Veganville have decided against our better judgement which hardly ever gets better, to have a contest. We used to have a lot of contests back in the day, but then we were traumatized.
Who can forget the Nasoya give away Debacle of late 2011 that dragged into 2012.
For a recap and the video of the biggest contest number generator in the world please see http://gigi-2boomers.blogspot.com/2012/01/labor-of-love-nasoya-cool-beans-winner.html
 Sorry about the long linky, Blogger is not cooperating. After many many sessions on the couch and lots of free pharmaceutical samples, we here at Veganville, (actually there is no "we" it's just me), are ready to leave that contest trauma in the past. We are now ready to woo you with a Contest. Woo Hoo.
Name That Voopee
You probably know what a voopee is but in case you don't. A Voopee is not a cake, not a cookie, it's got a middle, it's a Voopee.

Anyway, most of our voopees have clever names, but we've been slow as molasses coming up with a new funky ass name for our Molasses - Lemon. Poor guy, right now he's just Molasses Lemon.
We've thought of
1. Slow as Molasses
2. Molasses for the Masses
3. Move Your Molasses

What's your favorite? Can you come up with something better? Help us and you could win a box of the newly named voopees.

Very official Contest Rules
1. Add your self as a blog follower.
2. Tell us your favorite molasses and lemon voopee name, or come up with something else kick ass.
3. We will add your name to the largest number generator in the world.
4. Winner will receive a box of molasses/lemon voopees. If you are gluten free, we will send you some gluten free cupcakes instead. How nice is that?
5. Sorry contest is only open to the United States.
6. Winner Announced Tuesday June 26th 10 PM California time.

 Thank you for playing. Please!


36 comments:

  1. sassy mollasssy-ies! sassy because of the tart lemon! :)

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  2. Fun! Fun! My first entry is: "Men don't make passes at lemon and molasses."

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  3. i would call him "snum num molasses" but that probably wouldn't make sense to anyone but me and my husband :) well, i tried. i also like Molasses for the Masses very much

    Molasses for the Masses won't increase your asses hehe

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  4. Ooh sassy and catchy, Kendy!

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  5. haha, very witty Cadry Parker. In hindsight I might really like this!

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  6. Now I want to know what snum mum means.

    Now I must make mini molasses that won't increase your asses.

    ooh some top entries everybody!

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  7. snum num just means it tastes good :)

    haha i like the mini molasses idea

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  8. slow pucker (not for suckers) & mo' lemon.

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  9. (No prob)Lem-mo's?
    Sweet-n-Citron?

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  10. sloooooow pucker.
    and one of my bff's name is Mo. hmmmm. Good ones.

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  11. No prob (lemmo) bahahahahaha.

    good ones Scrappy Rat. They are in the hat.

    Thank you everybody. these are awesome entries.

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  12. Ummm, just for the heck of it. all the contestants follow um you know follow my blog, right?

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  13. I love Move Your Molasses and No prob(lemmo)!

    Unfortunately I am so horribly NOT clever, so I can only give props to the smart people :)

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  14. the best i can come up with on the spot is Lemonasses or Lemolasses... sh*t i really don't know what i'm trying to come up with here. give me a few more hours to wake up.
    other than that i really like the Move Your Molasses. anything referring to asses is pretty much what i think i'm leaning towards here obviously.

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  15. LeMo(ny)Lasses, watch your Asses. :oP

    Heck, you might as well admit it right? They're so yum that you won't be able to stop yourself from over indulging. :D

    (Yeah I know this is open for US only, but I couldn't resist participating. If I win, I'll just have one more friend in the US to be jealous of because they'll be getting my winnings).

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  16. Fun! I loveee this one!

    Molasses for the Masses very much

    Molasses for the Masses won't increase your asses hehe

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  17. Nikole are you awake yet...Come on move your molasses. hahaha.

    Kylie you are still entered :)

    Veganosurus lemolasses. good one.
    Thanx Sunday morning banana :)

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  18. Move your molasses! Awesome!!!! That gets my vote.

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  19. Haha. Thanx for playing Arthur's Plaid Pants!

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  20. Hmmm... a lot of good stuff here.
    Mollemonasses? Maybe not so much. I vote for Sassy Mollassy

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  22. those look so delicious! molasses for the masses is my vote!

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  23. I want to enter and have been wracking my brains for a good name, but everything I come up with is inappropriate. Can you taste the lemon? Are they "sweet and tart?" In lieu of personal creativity, I choose number 2 on your list. I believe I do already follow you since your posts show up in my reader, so I suppose that defeats the purpose of getting new followers. (If I win, I'm sending my prize to an address in San Francisco.)

    (Ugg, the "other" contest. I still have my own bad feelings about that, as well as a box of stuff I should have held a contest for.)

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  24. Okay first of all see that comment that was removed by author, Crazy Boy forgot to sign me out and commented under my name and then deleted it...at least that's what he tells me.

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  25. Holy Moly Monasses. that's funny little bird.

    Thank you gfht! and thanx for the vote!

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  26. Andrea,the lemon is just sweet. I think I will make a tart one for another contest...oh now I get your drift. Well we can be inapproproate here in Veganville which is probably why you have been a longtime follower.
    Perhaps we can go to therapy together, that was a terrible time for us. How are you fairing? I hope you win, for my sake postage will be cheaper.

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  27. Move your molasses gets my vote!!

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  28. Thanx for playing and joining Erin!

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  29. I'm not very creative with names, so I'll just have to throw in my vote for either "Sassy Molassy-es" by Kendy or "Move your Molasses"
    :)

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  30. Move your molassses! heck yeah!:) i follow ya! that random number generator video had hubbs perplexed about what was going there!:)

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  31. I like the three esses, Richa. Backatcha sister I follow you too.
    Ah perhaps your hubbs did not follow all my trials and tribulations in that contest, including initially wrongly naming you the winner!

    Thank you for swinging by. Your fries on you post today. look awesome.

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  32. hey Tess, what's this not creative? You and some other very creative people I know have not donned their thinking caps for the name, but have kindly voted. Thank you Tess.

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  33. Lots of fun ideas here! I thought of another one: Blackstrap Lemonade Voopees.

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  34. oooh that is a very descriptive title, Cadry. Me like! And you got yourself another fine entry.

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  35. Oooh. Can I change my vote? I love Blackstrap Lemonade Voopees!

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  36. Yes, why of course you can Little Bird.

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